Universal Health Care

Just like FOX News, the lead into the story is a little misleading, but raises a good question on the Universal Health Care. If it’s government issued health care, how can there be a “Out Of Network” Provider?

Luckily we are not in Mexico City, because three doctors have been arrested for selling newborn babies, after they told the mothers that they passed away after birth.

A woman gave birth at Central West Hospital in 2008, when she asked if she could hold her baby she was told that she had to wait for the anesthetic to wear off before she could.

Later the woman was told that her baby had been taken to another hospital and then was told that her baby had passed away and was cremated.

The mother learned about the baby-snatching when she received an email that was believed to be sent by the son of the hospital director. The mother contacted the authorities.

The police found the woman accused of buying the newborn for 15,000 pesos. She was arrested along with the three doctors, a nurse, and a receptionist.

The hospital crew is looking at charges of trafficking minors, organized crime and falsifying documents.

Universal Health Care

Everytime She Makes A Right…Take A Shot!

Welcome to Dade City, Florida! Thursday evening, Genoveva Amacenda-Velona, was arrested for DUI and has created a possible new Drunk Driving category.

She's an innovator when it comes to DUI

She was caught with her own party station in the car. She had half a bottle of Cuervo and the sliced limes on the console, but no salt anywhere to be found. The other odd part of her setup was the two kids that were taken along for the ride. The kids aged 7 and 9 were wearing seatbelts, but that wouldn’t save them from the crazy that is their mother.

She was originally being pulled over because her passenger side headlight was out and it was 7:30 at night. The Deputy got another surprise when he got to the window. Amacenda-Velona’s blood alcohol level was 0.233, which is freaking three times the legal limit. Since Amacenda-Velona doesn’t speak English, she told police through an interpreter that she only had 3 or 4 beers at a friend’s house.

Amacenda-Velona, 30, is being charged with Child Neglect, DUI, No Registration, and of course not having a Valid Driver’s License. She was also nominated to be the first ever recipient of the Driving Under Mixed Alcohol Stupidity award, also known as a DUMAS Award. It is pronounced Dumb Ass…

This Mother is a Dumbass

Dirty Cops Getting Caught…Again.

So as I browse around the internet I find stories that are funny, amazing, or just completely disgusting. The last cop got caught on tape taking files from a lawyer, but this new story is just on sick cop.

Meet Alan C. Vigiard, 45, a veteran of the Adams Police force, who was arrested and charged with possession of child pornography. According to the police report Vigiard allegedly downloaded and viewed child pornography while in the evidence room of the police department.

He has since been placed on administrative leave and plead not guilty to the child pornography charge on Friday.

The Police Chief Donlad Poirot states that the detective unit began investigating after a folder that contained 153 pictures of male and females “clearly under the age of 18″ were copied onto CD’s with evidence for a different case and sent to the County district attorney’s office.

To take things further, included in the images folder, were videos of a unidentified man “man-handling” his business. He was unidentified, due to his face not being clearly visible, but the background was clearly the evidence room from the police station.

According to the police, the man in the video had a distinctive scar on his left hand and it just happened to match a scar on a fellow employee…Vigiard. Now Vigiard is only one of four people with access to the evidence room.

The State Police Digital Evidence Unit investigated the department’s computers and town’s network administrator to track Vigiard’s account. They were able to match up the time stamps reporting access to the kiddie photos to the times that Vigiard had been logged into the computer. He even installed Lime Wire on the pc, but when they looked at the history of searches they found numerous words and phrases common with the searching for child pornography.

Vigiard is scheduled for a pre-trial hearing on the 21st of December. If convicted, he could face up to five years in state prison or two and a half years in county jail, as well as fines ranging from $1,000 to $10,000.

Link:
Just Wrong

California Suing Hits New Lows

An El Dorado Hills couple decided to sue their next door neighbor over their cigarette smoke that wafts over into their backyard.

Donna and Richard Ganguet say they didn’t want a conflict when they moved into the gated community for people 55 and over. It only took three years for them to decided to take legal action against their next door neighbors.

The Ganguet’s say that the cigar and cigarette smoke wafts over into the backyard, making it impossible for them to go outside and enjoy the couple’s patio. They try to say that they have to try an squeeze in swimming time between their neighbors breaks from smoking.

Doug Smith, the attorney for Florence Solone (the neighbor) said that the issue is a trivial issue and should be resolved by them talking, not through wasting money in litigation.

Since California has passed all the no smoking bans, the state is seeing more and more secondhand smoke cases being filed. A majority of the cases are involving apartments and condos.

The Ganguets say that people are constantly smoking in the backyard at all hours and its creates a “fog” that drifts over and settles in their backyard. Mr. Ganguets said that they looked into possibly selling the house, but afraid that the smoke would be a deal breaker for the next potential buyer.

Second Hand Lawsuits

WTF Was He Thinking?

The desert of Arizona, where the cops rule the land like it was the 1800’s. Taking what they want, when they want, and not having to answer for their actions. Only in the great state of Arizona is it possible for the public courts to have bailiffs wander through the court and steal lawyers confidential paperwork.

Now we all have heard stories of dirty cops taking bribes in exchange for some kind of freedom, but this is something that has to be seen to believe. The officer had to know that everything is recorded inside the court-house and that he would be caught “red-handed.” The funny thing about this is that the inmate on trial is the only one originally to see this f-stick with a badge perform this illegal act.

Now we all have seen some very dumb things in our lifetimes, but the statement by the MCSO (Maricopa County Sheriffs Office) was even dumber than the act itself. Here is the video from the court showing the act and with the response that the MCSO gave to the media.

MCSO Caught On Tape

I can’t wait to hear the officer’s reasoning on why he blatantly violated the law and what charges he will actually face. I also want to thank azcentral.com and Channel 12 news for the video, since I wasn’t able to find it on any of the other networks…

Sunday’s News

Now I know that some of you are probably thinking that since i’m based out of the US, that I would have made a reference to a NFL team, but I thought I’d share some love to the Australian Football League. I caught a few games and It was actually really entertaining.

Lawyer Takes a Headbutt like a Port Adelaide Player…Wanker

A lawyer’s client disagreed with the defense strategy that was unfolding during his trial. Ezequiel Reyes, 25, was on trial for shooting the man he believed was having an affair with his girlfriend, but decided to object to the lawyer’s tactics in the most unusual way.

Reyes decided to headbutt his layer, which caused a cut over the lawyer’s eye, but didn’t help his case. Reyes still ended up receiving 39 years in jail.

The King Will Get You, If You Don’t Get A Whopper

The Buffalo Police received a report on Friday, October 23rd that a frozen potato was shot at a 64-year-old lady’s home.

The frozen potato was fired from “some kind of potato cannon, then a suspicious dark-colored vehicle was seen driving away from the scene.”

Rumors have circulated and The King is being listed as a possible suspect, especially after the following videos emerged online:

Zombies Like Fast Food

The first zombie sighting in recent years happened early Sunday morning at an Iowa City Restaurant. A man caught sight of a zombie apparently attempting to order food around 1:17 a.m. in a restaurant south of the University of Iowa.

The would be hero called out to alert everyone in the restaurant and then punched the zombie in the eye. The zombie trying to act as humanly as possible, pulled out his cell phone and went to dial the police. The hero wouldn’t have any of this and punched the zombie again, this time break it’s nose.

The hero fled, knowing that more zombies would be after him, but luckily the zombie was taken to the, “Hospital,” for treatment.

Links:
Lawyer’s Not A Fight Club member
Potato Wars
Zombie Savior?

Guess Who’s Finally Back

The Home Depot is a proud sponsor of the United States Armed Forces, the Olympics, and even NASCAR. Did you know that they were recognized by G.I. Jobs Magazine as the No. 2 Employer for Military Personnel according to their website. They even tout that they were recognized for its outstanding support of the men and women in the armed services by the Military Officers Association of America, and the United Services Organization (USO).

Now we know that’s not the reason why I’m writing about the Home Depot at all. Let’s take a trip down to Florida and meet Trevor Keezer, 20. He is was a hard working young man for the Home Depot for over 19 months, that is until a pin he was wearing got him fired.

Now it wasn’t an evil pin or a pin that made fun of your kid or kids. It was a simple pin that had the American flag on it with a line from the Pledge of Allegiance. It said, “One nation Under God, Indivisible,” nothing more and nothing less. He has worn the same pin for the last 19 months and it wasn’t a problem.

Keezer sees the pin as his way of supporting the Military troops overseas, and his older brother who is going to be heading back to Iraq come December.

Now he may have started to cross a line when he began to bring his Bible to work, but if he read it on his own time, it’s not an issue. A month a manager finally approached him about the pin he wore and told him to remove it or be sent home. Naturally he refused and they sent him home for 6 days without pay, and then they fired him.

Craig Fishel, talking head for the Home Depot of course couldn’t comment on specifics, but said that, “The company’s dress code policy states that we do not allow noncompany buttons, regardless of their message or content.”

Then he added the history of Home Depot and their history of supporting the military and they offered company buttons that its employees could wear. Keezer said, “I was cashier of the month and I’ve won six ‘Homer’ awards — that’s the highest award you can get at Home Depot.”

When we will finally draw a line that enough of ’softness’ or the best way I have heard it was, “The Wussification of America,” has gone long enough and let people by themselves?

Sex Ed Merit Badge, Not In My Scouting Days

Home on the range in Fort Worth, where a volunteer mom is accused of having sex with a teen-aged Boy Scout. Courtney Sheward was charged with sexually assaulting a 16-year-old scout in the troop she oversees.

She likes to help get merit badges

Sgt. Chad Mahaffey said, “It was through her involvement as a volunteer parent that she met the 16-year-old male victim and a relationship began. As a result of the relationship, they had nonforcible sex.”

She was removed from her position on the local troop committee and helping plan activities once the scouts learned of the allegations.

Tired Of Drunks, Shock The Piss Out of Them….Literally

Meet John O’Connor, 46, who was tired of drunken revellers sing, dancing, and urinating against his store front.

He has decided that he will combat this tiring war against the drunk party-goers, by hooking up an electric current on the pavement outside of his music shop. He states that people should sip up of face the electrifying consequences of their actions.

“If anybody persists and continues with the anti-social behavior they’ll get a shock, they’ll know all about it. The wires are on the ground where I’m greeted every Monday morning with pools of their urine, mounds of their feces. You can see it (wires), it’s pretty obvious what’s there. There are signs everywhere,” O’Connor said.

Links:
Home Depot WTF
There maybe Sex on Your Scouting Trip
Shocking the System

Return of the Super Douche

The term douche or douche bag has become so common that it’s a everyday word. We all know someone that’s a douche or we run into them almost every day.

Kanye West still seems to redefine the term Douche bag and even being able to evolve the term. He should be the dead on favorite to win douche bag of the year. The title that he should be crowned with is “SuperDouche” or maybe “The Douchetastic Cumdribble.”

He decided to make a scene at the VMA’s in Radio City Music Hall. Apparently he disapproved of Taylor Swift beating Beyonce for Best Female Video.

He was then asked to leave Radio City Music Hall and answered that his little outburst was due to drinking. Hmm..what about the other outburst in awards shows in the past?

You made you opinion public knowledge and everyone at the moment hates Kanye West, but he’s black Jesus so what does it matter? The only thing that Kanye could do that would be more douchetastic is apologize on his blog. I mean why not stick by what you said and not try to save face, because he’s, Kanye “The Douchetastic Cumdribble” West!

Kanye’s Past Complaints

Sex…The Hard Way

After spending some time away doing some business and spending some hard earned vacation in Las Vegas, it was absolutely clear. Sex is like gambling, its a crap shoot and you’re either on the pass line or playing the field.

Momma’s Out Whoring

Lori Richards

Our first stop on this all sex based post is in Kettering, Ohio. Meet Lori Richards, 25, who was arrested on Saturday night for attempting to sell her body for some cash. Not a big deal, but she left her 8 month old baby at home alone.

Police were tipped off about the woman, because she was in front of a bar, “standing outside the door offering sex for exchange of money.” Police arrived on the scene and found Richards matching the description from the earlier call.

While talking to Richards they discovered that she had left the baby unattended in her apartment. She then admitted she was attempting to exchange sexual favors for $40 to $120.

Richards has been charged with first degree misdemeanor of child endangering and third degree misdemeanor of soliciting.

This Ain’t Hogwarts

Welcome to Jolly ol’ England, where a house master at a boarding school decided to punish a 16 year old student with his personal trouser gavel. Ryan Deneven-Lewis, 27, was responsible for looking after the students in the Edinburgh boarding school.

The investigation comes from messages that were posted back in 2008 on the Internet. Edinburgh Sheriff Court was told about the incidents that took place between June 1st through the 30th.

Deneven-Lewis was responsible for the general supervision and took charge of the recreational activites in the evenings at the school. He would play pool with a 15 year old girl in the school dining room and the games went from teasing to sexual behavior. He would kiss her, touch her sexually, and then talked her into “performing” on him.

After Deneven-Lewis had left the school, that’s when the posting from Bebo and a full picture emerged. Deneven-Lewis had previously pled guilty to using lewd, libidinous and indecent practices and behaviour towards a 15-year-old and to having sexual intercourse with the 16-year-old, while in a position of trust.

Deneven-Lewis was placed on probation and on the sex offenders register for three years.

Copyright ISP Battle Rages Down Under

iiNet Fighting

An Australian based anti-piracy group called AFACT has filed a lawsuit against iiNet because it refuses to take action against “alleged” violators beyond sending out an infringement notice. The ISP has argues that if they received a list of the IP addresses of those PROVED to have committed violations with exact dates, it would move forward. Yet without that information, it would be against the law to release it’s customers information based on accusations only.

AFACT is stating that it is the responsibility of iiNet to “Police” all its users. iiNet is standing firm against violating the Australian telecom act and the nation’s privacy laws.

iiNet has come out and stated the following, “Under the Act, it is illegal for iiNet to use customers’ personal information in the manner demanded by AFACT without a court order or warrant. Breaches of the privacy provisions of the Act can attract a two-year gaol sentence. To examine customer communications on the basis of a third party’s allegations would be a criminal act for us to engage in.”

“Our starting position on this would be there is good public policy reasons for why Australia Post should not be opening your letters. And good reasons for why carriers should not be listening to your phone calls or looking at what you download. Our view is that would constitute a criminal offence,” said iiNet.

Links:
Where’s Mama?
Headmaster Lovin
ISP Down Under

Weddings Gone Wild

The wedding scene is starting to loose it’s place in the sophisticated settings. Straight people are fighting and crying over the “Holy” and “sanctimonious” ceremonies and the previous priest issues.

Straight people say that gay couples can’t get married, because god says that marriage is between a man and a woman. Now is this “battle” a just and righteous war against the evils bearing down among the peoples of the world? Or is it just a popular topic that bigots and hate mongers are using to remain in the spot light?

Isn’t there a belief instilled into church going parishioners to respect the sacred and holy ground of a church?

There seems to be a massive rise of choreographed “surprise” dances and routines at weddings over the last 2 years. Now a majority of them take place during the reception after the wedding, but lately the “surprise dances” are getting more daring and entertaining, but are now being held inside the church.

Where are the gospel fighters? The Holy book toting and hate mongering individuals cursing down these actions? Could it be possible that they are entertained and enjoyed the break out discos?

Maybe, just maybe they decided there is a fine line of “disrespecting” the sanctity of the church, that is acceptable. My opinion is that if same sex or different sex want to be married and suffer the wrath of the “ball and chain”… so be it.